Process

Its that time of year again! Every house in America has the familiar sound of phones ringing every hour, and the voice of a republican or democrat is heard on the other end. And if you’re irritated like everyone on in the US, you hang up immediately, or yell into the phone. Personally, I find the latter more…releasing.

Today I picked up my phone, thinking it was someone important…WRONG. A little girl’s voice comes into my ear and she’s going on and on about how she’s twelve but can’t vote and cares about this and that…and I’m thinking to myself, This is a bloody kid! Does she care about what she’s talking about? Probably not. She’s probably gettin’ paid big bucks though to do this! That’s what the cares about!

And like the voice of a 12 year old can sway a party. DOUBT IT! Okay, obviously someone who likes Kerry, killing babies and two guys be able to have sex, WILL NOT change their mind because of a RECORDED voice on the telephone that they could easily silence! DUH! The best way to get people to change their minds is to hypnotize them! And usually that’s done visually. aka Television.

I could totally be on a campaign team…except that I don’t really like our government… but that’s a rant for a different day…say November second.